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Yup, another list, however short it may be.
1. When the title of the in-flight movie comes on, scream “Oh, God no! Eject! Eject!” and push the arm rest with your index finger.
2. Start a game of cards with a pack of peanuts.
3. When the seatbelt sign starts flashing, yell “What’s that say?”
4. Climb onto the tray that the flight attendant carts around and scream “WEEEEEEEEEE!”
5. Dress up as death and start saying that you have to kill the people from Dawson’s Creek.
6. Right before you get on the plane, put on a ski mask and say “This might be a good time for you to leave.”
7. Begin talking about how beautiful it is outside really loudly to people that have paper bags.
8. Start screaming about clowns on the wings of the plane.
9. Start freaking out and demand a parachute immediately.
10. Say it’s hot and ask someone to open a window
11. Slip a few aces underneath the pack of peanuts and then start yelling that it cheats.
12. Say the service is lousy and that you demand to talk to the person currently in charge, also saying that they need to bring them to you.
13. Taking a mini stapler and shooting staples at the passengers, saying that if they don’t like it they can leave.
14. Play any video game and explain to whoever is next to you everything that has happened and everything that happens.
15. Ask if the flight attendant cart serves bananas, and if they do, ask if they allow test driving.
16. Slide a godzilla action figure onto the flight attendant tray with a note saying “Godzilla devours all!” on it.
17. When you open a bathroom door, say “Woah, sorry to disturb you two!”
18. Yell “That’s it, peanuts! You’re going down!” and throw the godzilla action figure at them.
19. Alternatively, yell “That’s it peanuts! You’re going down!” and run over the peanuts with your banana.
20. Listen to music, but sing half of the lyrics in portions, like “Is this the hmm hmm, hmm hmm hm-ust fantasy.” |
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