2. Gather a bunch of crabs and throw them at the sunbathers.

3. Take one crab and put it in some sleeping guy's pants.

4. Hide under the lifeguard's tower while they're there, steal the microphone, and yell insults from underneath the tower.

5. Switch the sunbather's tanning oil with cooking oil while they're not looking.

6. Sit in the ocean and let the waves topple you over and over again.

7. Run into a flock of seagulls screaming "GET AWAY FROM MY BREAD YOU DIRTY BIRDS!" and jump and land face down into the center of the flock.

8. Make a bunch of sandcastles around a mote to protect it.

9. Sit in a high place and throw yogurt onto people's heads.

10. Put on winter clothing and complain to the lifeguard about snow.

11. Stand in front of the soda machine for 20 minutes pretending to think about what you want.

12. Attract seagulls with bread, grab them, and throw them at children.

13. Ask people who are the same gender as you and are your age or higher if they'd like to go out with you. If they say yes, then throw a seagull at them.

14. Make a TV out of sand, bring a working remote, and complain that the remote's broken.

15. Throw a Godzilla action figure at every sand castle you see and say "Godzilla devours all!"

16. Make a snowfort out of sand and throw balls of sand at people.

17. After many of these acts, the lifeguard will ask you to leave. All you do is give him a yoyo and say "If you want this, I think you'll let me stay." Remember to nod your head as you say it.

18. Stare at the sand TV that you built earlier and laugh loudly every once in a while to attract attention.

19. Build a sand castle, then ask a friend to destroy it. When he does, pull out a toy sword, point it to the sky and say "By the power of Grey Skull, I have the power!!!" and become He-Man. If it doesn't work just stand there for a while. You'll get it.

20. Dig a deep and narrow hole. Cut a hole in the bottom of your bucket the size of the hole in the sand. Put the bucket on the hole and start putting sand in it. Continue for a while.

21. Pouring ketchup onto the neck of anyone you find buried in the sand. Remember to put some on that toy sword and do an evil laugh while people are watching.

22. Dig a huge mote around the TV, fill it with crabs, and dare anyone to cross the mote.

23. Play your favorite song at medium volume on a radio, cd player, whatever. When someone comes by and says "Could you turn that down?", turn it to full volume and say "No comprende Ingles," which means "I don't understand English."

24. Take your radio, put it inside of your sand TV, turn on the radio, and stare at the screen.

25. Get some friends to watch the sand TV with you while the radio's inside.

26. See if the lifeguard has gotten tired of playing with the yoyo. If so, invite him to watch your sand TV.

27. Go back to the soda machine and spend another 20 minutes there. If someone tells you to hurry up, just shake your head and say that you were daydreaming.

28. Create a small wall in your mote to seperate the crab area from the non-crab area. Play in the non-crab area and invite people to play in the mote with you. Make sure they're in the crab area.

29. Play the kareoke version of any beach song that you and your friends know in your cd player or whatever, and pretend to spontaneously break into song.

30. Go around with a map of any amusement park and ask people for directions to the roller coaster.

31. Gather as many people as you can, go into the water in a huge horizontal line, sit down, and make everyone wait for the waves to topple them over.

32. Put a cooking oil label on a tanning oil container and spread some on your friends while sporting the label.

33. Take a banana to the nearest person and say "Hey, my banana won't start!"

34. Make another gigantic sandcastle, one big enough for you and your friends to fit in. If your a group of guys, put a sign on the front that says "no girls allowed." But if your a group of ladies, put a sign on the front saying "no boys allowed." Make sure the "s" is backwards.

35. Try and sell your sand TV while your friends are still watching it. Make sure the radio's on. If the person buys it, go to the TV and pull the radio out. Then ask the person for the money.

36. Glue a dime onto a metal detector's bottom. Make sure other people can hear the beep. Turn it on and go around saying "Nope, nothing," while it's beeping.

37. Attempt to sell warm winter jackets at high prices.

38. Complain to the lifeguard that your banana won't start.

39. Dip your towel in the water for a minute. Then take it out and rub your face all over it.

40. Pretend to talk on your cell phone as you drive your banana around, occasionally bumping into people and saying that you accidently ran them over.

41. Write a bunch of random and stupid horoscopes onto slips of paper. When someone passes, ask them for their sign. Give them a horoscope according to their sign.

42. Run toward the water yelling "ATTACK!!!" when it goes out, and run away when it comes in.

43. Get on a hill of sand, stand on a surfboard, and say "Woo! I'm busting a fat move wicked sick style!" in an annoying voice to everyone that passes.

44. Get all of your friends bananas, stick a red reflector in the sand, and pretend there's a traffic jam.

45. Get someone to get you a cup of water. When you begin to drink it, spit it out and say "What the? What is this? Get me one with urine in it like I told you!"

46. Get out a pictionary set, have the drawer draw a straight line and have the guesser yell out "JACKAL! JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL! JACKAL!" continuosly.

47. Buy a soda and say, "Oh man, they gave me the wrong one!" and try to return the can by bashing it against the dollar slot a few times. Then give it to someone else. Remember to watch them open it.

48. Make a new TV and play more music with the radio inside.

49. Turn off the radio, bash the TV saying that it doesn't work until it falls apart. Then yell at the next guy to walk buy "Hey! Your stupid TV doesn't work! I want my money back!"

50. Jam your car keys into your banana and ride your banana home.