Why is there a stairway to heaven if dead people can't walk?
If Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cares, why is there a song about it?
If Smokey the Bear says that "Only you can prevent forest fires," why does he say it to everyone if I'm the only one that can?
Why do cable companies advertise themselves on their own channels?
If there's a key to victory, where's the door?
How do the "Keep off the grass" signs get there?
If Pi is infinite, why doesn't it last longer at dessert?
Was Bingo the name of the farmer or the dog?
Why do the letters in "Mother in law" come out to be "Woman Hitler" if you rearrange them?
Who was the first person who looked at a lobster and say "I'm going to boil this, crack it open, and eat whatever's inside"?
Why are the tunes for "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star," "The Alphabet Song," and "Baah Baah Black Sheep" all the same?
Red, blue, and yellow are the primary colors, green, orange, and purple are the secondary, so what are the rest called?
Is it buy one get one free, or buy two and get both 50% off?
Do stairs go up or down?
If you "can't have your cake and eat it too," then why would anyone get cake at all?
Why do Sierra Mist and Mountain Dew mean the same thing?
